-Have you seen this boy? The MTF is officially missing and is leaving a trail of destruction behind him. Rumors are swirling that he is breaking promises, hearts and hymens all around the country. Where is he? Nobody knows for sure. Let's take a look at what we do know...1-He promised breeze updates daily for the month of April. So far, he is batting under .500. In the forecasting business 50% might be all star material but in the friend business it is horrible.
2-He has a list of phone calls that he has yet to return. Coming from one of the most notorious voicemail leavers this is unacceptable.
3-He made promises of email updates on two separate occasions and failed to come thru either time.
4-He hates the city/village of Schaumburg
5-He eats poop
I think this will easily take over as the #1 blog/weather site in the greater midwest...does anyone subscribe to the Breeze anymore?
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Ive cancelled my subscription to the Breeze and have gome over to The Gust. #4 is a killer. No love for us Schaumburg kids.
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